Phone rings, I check the Caller ID. Obvious Telemarketing number.
Me (Deep Voice): Yes *grunt* Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello! Is the lady of the house in?
Me (Heavy Breather): That depends *ugh* on what you *groan* define as the lady (pulling phone from mouth) Oh my god Bruce, just like that.
Telemarketer: Ummm, well...
Me (Flirty): Is there something *grunt* I can help you with? *moan*
Telemarketer: Maybe this is a bad time. We can call back later.
Me (My normal voice, if a bit chirpy): Sure thing! See ya.
Telemarketer: Hello! Is the lady of the house in?
Me (Heavy Breather): That depends *ugh* on what you *groan* define as the lady (pulling phone from mouth) Oh my god Bruce, just like that.
Telemarketer: Ummm, well...
Me (Flirty): Is there something *grunt* I can help you with? *moan*
Telemarketer: Maybe this is a bad time. We can call back later.
Me (My normal voice, if a bit chirpy): Sure thing! See ya.
I couldn't find my telemarketer script, I had to improvise.
HAH! I love it! You're my hero.
lmao!!!!!!!!
hehe cool
Least your prob made her shift at work a little more interesting
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LMAO....hmmm I have to try that one!!