More hotlinking humor

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I woke up to a great message today in my inbox, from my contact form here on the site.

SUBJECT: Your Gay
You SUCK BIG @#$!

||| This message sent via the contact form.
||| http://www.banemacleod.com/contact/
||| IP: 71.133.43.79

I couldn't help but wonder what he knew. I mean, I thought I kept that side of my life pretty well under wraps. (Sorry Rachel) So I looked into the stats and logs and things became a little clearer.

My reply follows:

Thank you for your valuable and constructive comment. It brought a little smile to my day just to know there are people like you out there looking in on my site from time to time.

Delving further into your visit to my little corner of the web, I see that you came from Google images and went directly to my MLB avatars page. I'm going to guess from here that you just picked up the Angels avatar and threw it into whatever forum you wanted to look cool on, Ignoring the large bold red text and illustrations of what would happen should you hotlink from my site.

Imagining the look on your face when your fellow forum-goers pointed out that your avatar didn't contain the logo for your favorite team, but a rather personal message about your sexual orientation, brings me yet another smile. I'm starting to like you now. It's not often people make me smile so much.

I'm going to bring this reply to a close now and thank you once again for the good times.

PS - Sorry about LA getting their ass handed to them tonight. What was the score? 11 - 3? Yowzers eh?

Congrats on the explosive closet exit,
Scottie

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Julie said:

I thought your hotlink image was the shit. I'd hotlink your images just to have that sexy piece of work as my avatar :)... **sigh** But with that said I'm not insecure about my sexual orientations.

Hey Scottie, at least someone caught on right?? We were starting to think most of them liked the hotlink image too.

Diva said:

That is hilarious. You made my day. I love how people get annoyed when they can't steal from you. Ass...

Jake said:

NON-POLITICALLY CORRECT GRAMMAR LESSON OF THE DAY

At least he was nice enough to use the possessive pronoun "your" to indicate that you had one specific gay man that belongs to you, rather than implying that you were what the kids like to call "a cock-craving man-whore."

If anything, his blatant misuse of the conventions of the English language insinuates that you aren't gay...you just love smokin' big fat dicks.

I can't wait 'till I get my teaching degree.

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